You can't keep basing your relationship off of the fact that you both love ramen noodles
She gave him a lap dance on the glass table. You can guess how that ended
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
He passed out naked in my bathroom, then took a shower, then passed out again and then took another shower. Last time I let my brother visit.
I'd just like to say before I start drinking tonight that not only do I not find you attractive; I don't want to hook up with you, suck your dick, be your "suga mama" or have your babies. Please disregard any texts, phone calls or voicemails that say otherwise..
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
Naked. naked and bneed help.
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
i was so high when i left this morning that rather than make sandwiches i threw bread and peanut butter in my backpack. a whole loaf. and a whole jar
Drunk in my hotel room, eating taco bell, and crying at Nicki Minaj's life story.
This is why I keep you in my life.
...blackout vacation is awesome. Where did you end up? I think i'm in Miami.
Hospital.
I'm totally picking out my shrooming outfit and blankets right now
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
I'm noticing I drink less and do fewer lines when I do both together.
Now that's what I call smart money management.
I'm alone, 3 beers in, and cutting tshirts into belly tops.
Randomize
