Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
i know we're in college but you cant booty call me at 3 in the afternoon. i dont care how drunk you are.
literally every day that goes by where he doesn't talk to me makes me more determined to get him to have sex with me
JOY: That feeling when you crack open a handle for the first time, and the flow limiter comes off with the cap.
I would convert to being a Republican and Mormon just to sleep with Romney's sons. The things I would to do them.
Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
I just got head while watching air force one. Harrison ford would be proud.
seriously the second he called my tits warlocks was the second I knew I wasn't going to fuck him.
I can't wash the smell of tacos off my hands. I feel like the Lady Macbeth of Chipotle.
Have you seen that new toaster that burns your pics to toast? Let's drink some booze and discuss what I have I mind.
Do you ever get a cramp in like, ONE labia?
Hiking for a first date sounded like a good idea in theory because there was absolutely no possibility of me blacking out. In practice, I'd rather black out than go through what I just went through.
I always feel bad for the sober driver... Never been me but I feel bad... empathetic AF
Now the fun stuff starts.
Someone is losing a finger.
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