Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
Also I just saw on facebook your sister is taking pole dancing lessons. Just a heads up.
For someone who "only drinks patron" your lack of pickiness with men alarms me
You do realize that we bought beer at 9:30 in the morning to avoid sobering up. Stupidity was bound to follow.
I've never seen a grown man cry so much after getting jerked off by a stripper. I say it's the best $600 he ever spent.
He gets a blow job and all I get is a huge scar on my arm ... how is this fair?
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
you can't wake me up at 4am to suck your dick and then give me a high five at the bar
I remember telling you it was cold out because the sun was going to explode and people were going to fight for corn. I feel I've mislead you.
you were stumbling down richmond carrying a girl in a nurse costume. its not even halloween dude
They took my balls.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
This guy wants me to put ice under his foreskin. What!?
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
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