Did you go home with that guy without me?
Sorry boo - it's pouring and I found a boy with a car
with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
One minute shes telling me about her volunteer work then she whips out a 12 inch dildo
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
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I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
once you started introducing yourself as "running-bear" i knew you were beyond fucked up
He came to my house drunk at two a.m., got in the hot tub, refused to get out until he smoked a blunt, and said "That's what brothers and sisters are for."
You asked him for a membership to him and his dick.
me blowing you awake is the exact turn i want our relationship to take
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Next time someone asks you what your spirit animal is do you really want to answer the iowa state fair butter cow?
You know what would make the espn body photos even better? If anyone knew who any of those fucking athletes were. That, and maybe not feature Gary Player.
Kinda awkward to hear your aunt complain about loose women when you're in town to be a stunt dick for a swingers convention. Just sayin.
You're never the same once you're dry humped on the frat house floor
Yeah I'm just gonna stay here and spread my horniness to the world.
The whole country is going to hell in a handbasket but I got a grade A fucking and don't particularly care.
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