Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
Had sex with the ex last night. Regretting to begin in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1... WHYYYYYYYYYY!
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
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BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
fuck. I just remembered I agreed to let you finger me last night for solely for "scientific purposes"
I'm sorry for throwing the cheese everywhere, but it wasn't my fault. No one was enforcing disipline so not really my fault for not behaving
I love you, but you should know I'll always ditch you for weed.
almost getting arrested is turning into fucking this cop in his ex wife's lawn. see you tomorrow
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Also I'm so used to having sex with river guides that when he pulled out a condom I was actually surprised
That's why god made go-pro's and tequila
AND ONCE AGAIN, MY VAGINA HAS STRUCK AGAIN. HER PLANS TO TAKE OVER MARYLAND ARE WELL ON THEIR WAY AS SHE CONTINUES TO ENGULF EVERY QUEER IN A 10 MILE RADIUS
I don't have any soul left to be crushed.
It's obvious you're hotter. You've been doing a married guy for almost 2 years.
ONE DAY CAN WE PLEASE HAVE SECRET SEX. PREFERABLY IN AN ANCIENT PYRAMID BUT I'M NOT OPPOSED TO A 4 STAR HOTEL
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