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Nothing says "I love you" like a full raw dog.
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they told you the "weed man" wouldn't come until you were asleep, like santa claus. you believed it.
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Dont even bother asking why she was dancing with him on top of a door, let alone how the door ended up being used as a table.
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Sign she's a keeper: "I would rather be late to brunch than waste a perfectly good boner."
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
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Just for future reference. Do not do zumba while stoned out of your mind.
336: Dude I lost my.phone Wednesday night at a party and just found it, three days later, on the lacrosse field....what the actual fuck.
At least you didn't lose your virginity to chumbawumba
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I was not drunk enough for that final.
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