Can I come over?
Can't... I'm at class right now.
No your not
I'm outside by your car.
After he came all over my face, he proceeded to give me a high five. I can't even act upset because I always put myself in these situations. Did I mention D3: Mighty Ducks was playing in the background?
i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
you were so high that you made a 14 page PowerPoint on why Santa would beat Peter pan in a fight.
and I must say, you were very persuasive
You tried taking his shirt off at the bar. He was 37 and married with kids.
Listen, everyone has a price and mine is free taco bell.
That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
You know you gotta reevaluate your life when the first thought that comes to mind after you wake up is 'at least I'm still alive'
You're lucky you got out when you did, about an hour later the girl in the Franzia box started wrestling everyone.
I drank enough to tranq a steed. You really missed out
I have so many feelings about this burrito
He's gonna do me a solid for doing her a solid. It's like pay it foward. But with sex.
if i get arrested im counting on you to get a picture of it
Look, you're talking to the wrong girl here. Tacos>dick always and forever
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