i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
I just sneezed and it tasted like taco bell.
He was so drunk that he tried to backflip off a baby chair.. How do you think that ended?
Your remote is drenched in lotion and you expect me to believe you weren't masturbating?!
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
Sorry about bonging beers with your mom but in all fairness you were late...
Drunk me forgot I'm not an 18yr old raver anymore. Adult me is now in pain.
I have whiskey and jager. There's no telling what kind of monster will emerge
Sorry about coming to the pool in only a thong. I thought you said it was closed. Not that you were teaching a group of kids how to swim.
She had a tattoo of Luke Bryan on her thigh and she made me waffles. Can I have two fiancees?
Sooo a reasonable response to someone eating my lunch is to set the place on fire right?
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
Emergency thong? Check! Suspension bondage is a go!
I can't wait to see you & have espresso-fueled sex
they were drunk. and loud. and now they're drunk and quiet. or dead, you never know.
Randomize
