She said I was really immature but whatever...oh by the way we just bought a toilet and turned it into a beer bong so come over
Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
There are not one, but two women wearing my boxers on the couch right now. You need to wake the fuck up.
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
My mom had to physically restrain me because I wouldn't stop acting like a dinosaur.
Let's learn from last year: Leave the handcuffs at home on St Patrick's Day.
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
No dude, he just dipped his cigarette info ranch dressing and lit it. He's said he normally doesn't do that but it's Memorial Day.
After closing we did it on every flat surface in the bar. Best use a coaster if you're coming to happy hour today.
Just assume that every drink in that house has alcohol in it.
How you doing tonight? I got my butthole licked so i cant complain.
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
He radiates elegant sexual dominance. I bet even his balls have pinstripes.
We showed up to the ER to pick him up and I was still wearing face paint from the game. Then I threw up in the sink. Those doctors did not like us at all.
He's a college graduate, has an excellent job, and respects his family. To say nothing of his 8.5 inch cock. His narcolepsy not withstanding...I'm marrying this motherfucker.
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