sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
Remember back in the day when getting fingered in the movie theater was the best thing ever?
Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. I drunk emailed a professor on friday. Oh my god. Oh my god.
She accidentally pre-ordered us Dominos for the next day at 11:30am... we were very confused when we woke up.
People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
I've decided I'm just gonna keep drinking til the baby bump shows...
she just built a cabin out of hotdogs and cooked it in the microwave.
now she is shaking the plate and mumbling "this is what california must feel like"
I'm sorry for throwing the cheese everywhere, but it wasn't my fault. No one was enforcing disipline so not really my fault for not behaving
Any coincidence your getting married tomorrow and it's the most predicted day for the rapture? Just saying
Well duh, alcohol and getting fucked up are the world's common languages.
she said i was like a little lamb and she felt bad for luring me into her den of sin. then she blew me.
Being a virgin isn't supposed to be this easy for you.
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
Han Solo would be ashamed of me.
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
I'm always down for nudity.
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