the best things in life are free. have that freshly fucked look and doing the walk of shame by HIS girlfriend.....priceless
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
So Ive decided I have serious issues. Im walking around the school with a bag labeled booze money collecting from people while slightly hungover at 8:20 in the morning, and nobody is questioning me.
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I envy you so much. I get girls who pee on my floor and you get girls who leave in the middle of the night
I wanna tell red shirt guy I'm pregnant and use the abortion money for Coachella.
She gives me Chlamydia and somehow I'm still the asshole
I have 3 texts in my phone that say "Thanks King Tyler". I think I've successfully drank myself into a monarchy.
You were pouring Patron into the window of the squad car trying to get the police dog to drink it
So thats why that cop beat my ass?
Probably
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dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
Let's get the cat blown out
Well supposedly when the cops came, they say I tried to get them in a conga line like Jim Carrey in The Mask. So....yea
If people had ratings on Tinder I'd give you 5 out of 5 stars.
if you and your penis don't hurry up, I'm getting drunk without you.
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