More tranny stories later!
i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
I wish I could attach your penis to someone I like more than you.
looking at that huge scar on my leg from when i got drunk at 9 AM and walked into a grill. so excited for football season to start again!
I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
On a scale of 1 to "bad descision", where does stealing my racist neighbors dog and giving him my roomates dildo for a chew toy rate?
If I learned anything from that one time I saw the last 10 minutes of oprah when they talked about the secret, it is that you project what you receive back. I also have wine.
Reasons why I'm always right: I am older, I am wiser, I have a larger penis
I know EXACTLY where things went wrong with her...I didn't use Cheetos as a wooing tool.
I come into the house and he's fucking doing karaoke by himself... Lady gaga
I found half a candy bar in my bra today... Melted to my nipple. What a mess. It was still good though.
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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