similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
You were running around the house covered in syrup, with shredded down pillow feathers on your body screaming "AFLACK!" at everyone
Just met someone from Jersey. No fist pumps or jagerbombs. Kind of disappointed...
as we were driving back from the frat house he pulled down his pants and convinced me his penis "wanted some air"
turkey basters and jungle juice, is that really the whole shopping list for new year's?
I can't believe I paid your booty call for a ride home in cake.
Just had lapdance from stripper that had her 5th kid 28 hours earlier. A for work ethic.
i should do something illegal before my birthday. as of thursday im old enough to go to jail.
I really hope you are not drunk feeding a raccoon.
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
I just got my beard fondled by a drunk chick outside the venue. I feel slightly violated. And I think her boyfriend wanted to fight me.
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
Have you seen him ? Seriously. No one is that straight.
You set a couch on fire in my brothers backyard?
Just the cushions
I swear to god, if you ever yell my name during sex with my sister again..your balls will be stapled to your nipples.
Randomize
