I seriously wish I was FB friends with her
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
my vagina's been through so much this weekend
you mean so much has been through your vagina this weekend?
He had seven beers and tap-danced on the table like a pro. HOW DOES HE DO IT
Russian roulette. Between salvia and weed. You in?
FUCK YOU MAN
Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
Challenge Accepted
she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
The hypnotist is here. He has a black eye and smells like tequila.
You kept trying to use my cat as a napkin.
We woke up at 7:30am. We got a 30 rack, yelled at all the freshman shackers walkin back to their dorms, played a game of beer die, and boned all before 11:00am. I found my soulmate
Do you know how awkward it is to get a dick pic while working at babies r us?
I just want to feed you taquitos and play with your boner and live happily ever after
My drunk ass is being chauffeured around like the damn queen of England
You hear the wildest shit in a Walmart bathroom.
Did you just affectionately call me a scrotum?
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