Why are you such a perv today?
This is a lot to handle
Oh shh
I'm kidding you prude take a joke
I called her the wrong name twice and she still called me back this morning. DO I still wait two days to call her back?
she just stood in the kitchen yelling "REAL WOMEN HAVE CURVES"
I still can't believe I found a dildo in my ceiling today.
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I was talking to this girl who was in love with the air force. I was doing decently until I mentioned that the navy actually has more planes. Cockblocked by my knowledge of random trivia again.
i still can't believe we survived that barcrawl. the third bar had bullet holes and we still went in.
After seeing how much you are able to funnel in a night, I am 90% sure your blood is pure gin.
In the pictures there's a flower in my hair and also a lobster, I need those things explained
Just saw a dude walk out of the parking. Garage in a diaper and tutu. He had a handle in one hand and a toy bow in the other
LOL its 11 am
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I know but at least you've never been asked to have sex dressed up like Catwoman
By chance and just chance did you find a cock ring? By chance
YOU CAN'T JUST ADD EVERYONE WHO ENTERS MY VAGINA ON FACEBOOK WTF
I AHVE A WINE BUCKETTTTTTT
Yeah, he threw a chair and hit her in the side of the head. She started hysterically crying and then proceeded to continue kicking our ass at beerpong. The girls got talent.
Well, for starters, you were growling and slurping beer from a puddle on the carpet. Let's all hope that was beer...
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