I love him more than I love myself. Which is a lot...Because I'm narcissistic.
ever had your bank call you to verify the 4 seperate bar transactions from the night before? I have
Just finished off a roll of paper towels. Celebration blunt?
I don't understand but I'll be there in 5
at what point last night did i decided to have a photo shoot with your camel toe
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I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
Made a pan flute out of the varyingly empty beer bottles on the table. Played a glorious tune that paid tribute to the winds.
Its funny that for once I get home and I'm just as high as my parents are.
Turns out she left way earlier. So I'm stuck with this guy asking where he can score meth and if I'm really straight.
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
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"This is Emily. She likes potatoes. And sometimes laughs and cries at the same time, and has a wonderful butt"
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
Chugging this bottle of Jim at the airport is proving more difficult than I imagined. TSA is not amused.
Left Las Vegas at 2:30 am, woke up at 11 AM at a Barstow gas station with the Valet from Ceaser' palace snoring in the backseat and no memory of how we got there. I felt like Raoul Fucjing Duke right then and there.
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
HILY FUCK HES HERE I HAVE MONISTAT IN ME HE SUPRISED ME
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