she cant drink. allergic to alcohol.
ewwww. she might as well have a dick.
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
I just found glitter on my vibrator... whatever we're doing has to stop
I do not want to touch your penis after this conversation.
We are stranded. Come find us. Bring an egg
Like I feel like I use my high IQ for the wrong things
He told me that before I went to bed I needed to do my stretches and then processed to demonstrate a squat thrust, while completely naked.
Well.. If you trust a test that only costs a dollar, I'm not pregnant
I'm doing the walk of shame into my therapists office wearing his clothes...I guess go big or go home
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
How weird is it that 2 people I've had sex with have the same birthday and they don't even know each other
Does having sex in an airport bathroom with a girl you just met at the bar count as the mile high club? ...no?
are you inviting me to ice cream?
the subtext of everything i say to you is inviting you to ice cream
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
Randomize
