I think the best way to start out any day is to watch 80's music videos. It's like visual wheaties.
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
There comes a time in every girls life when she must use her boobs for good instead of evil.
Your pregnant arnt you
he doesnt exactly give off the "im mature enough to use my penis" vibe
I guess you don't remember pouring tequila in the dog bowl and slurping it.
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
I'd like to believe that in some alternate universe we are living this wonderful lesbian life together..
Yesterday you said I was the best.
No. I said you DID your best. There's a huge difference.
GUESS WHO STILL HAS BOTH NIPPLES!
it will be just like last year but no clogged toilets and more costumes.
Can we smoke pot out of a menorah?
My neighbor is burning all of her ex's things in a metal drum outside the window. Guess who's going to make a new friend?
I just bought sparkling water with plan B. I am the most basic bitch to ever exist.
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