ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
Do you remember peeing on the wall and then yelling at us to stop looking at your dick?
oh fat girl friday strikes again...
it felt like the flash was giving me a handjob
sounds like you fell off the wagon.
fuck falling off. at this point, the wagon is a dot on the horizon.
Dude feel your hair right now it feels so weird like pasta
Honestly, it was easier to just put it in my mouth than to deal with an awkward conversation.
I need you to stand in the corner and ref this threesome. Wear stripes.
HOW MANY BOYS NOT ONLY APPROVE OF YOUR PLAN TO BECOME POCAHONTAS, BUT WANT TO MAKE SURE YOU DO IT RIGHT? One, the answer is one, and he is the best and if anyone ever tries to steal him I can assure you they will never be heard from again
Our DD will meet us there. The strippers are sending a limo to pick him up. He promised them New Years Eve massages. Said he would still drive us home.
Explain why there's a meatball in my bong
It wouldn't be New Years Eve if we knew where we would be at midnight
So woke up naked and found my clothes from last night in my kitchen with a half eaten quesadilla
Feel free to drag me back to reality at your convenience
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