she cant drink. allergic to alcohol.
ewwww. she might as well have a dick.
Bad news. I lost my teeth. Good news. I can still take a guy home sans teeth.
and then he tried plucking my nose hairs. lines were crossed.
Wait is it okay if I still want to fuck the whole USA swim team or is that only acceptable during the Olympics?
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
They're fucking on the bed next to me. I took adderall and smoked so there's no fucking help for me.
Hey don't blame me, picking what flavor of condom to put on my dick is a very difficult selection process
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
You tried paying your tab with the coaster
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
I hooked up with a guy named Quan.. I literally hit the Quan
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
She fucked a bartender in a closed Applebee’s and has the nerve to call me easy
I woke up and there was a tiny sombrero on my penis. Care to explain?
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