Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
I can not say for certain that I did not blow someone in the bathroom at the bar at some point.
After the party last night, I dreamt I continued drinking... Apparently my subconscious didn't think I'd had enough...
Seriously, she had fingers that made me thank a god I don't even believe in that I'm gay.
New game I thought of while bored on the train. Anytime I get a text from an ex, I will randomly text a different ex. It's like a less charitable version of pay it forward.
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
So he just rolled you off his dick and fell on the floor?
He Dutch ovened me while I was hiding under the covers from his mom. Needless to say it did not end well.
he told me that he only likes small dogs. I should have known he was going to end up being little bitch.
So, my eyeglasses somehow ended up in my nightstand drawer and they're covered in lube.
You ever just SEE a guy and know he's good at choking someone out?
It's 3 am.
at this point, i'm only going to therapy to get more free condoms
True college students do jello shots in the library
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