You know, as long as there were ice cream breaks, I would totally eat chips for a living.
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
Using manwich sauce as ketchup. Not bad. Love college.
You guys better make it up to the cabin in time for mud wrestling on Saturday. I'm not kidding. You know when I joke, and now is not one of those times.
you texted him "it's time for the no pants dance", please get your tubes tied.
Update: That guy is no longer in the restroom, so he's probably not dead.
Now, one of you come feed me, the other read me my physics book...I'm too hungover for this shit...
I just bottomed with the last unicorn playing in the background. I've hit a new level of gay.
STOP PUTTING PICTURES OF JONAH HILL IN MY KITCHEN CABINETS!
Cause I know you wanna ride the D like a Vespa in ROMAN HOLIDAY
Sooooooo this guy just asked me if I'd be interested in a threesome... I'm considering bc I would get to hang out with his dog afterwards.
I think it's important to not involve Bar Food in any near future decisions.
I'm to childless and to single to be asking myself why I'm so sticky
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
I told him it was fine and then I keyed his car.
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