What do you mean when you say no pre-party sex?
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
She said her hobbies include bangin guys on one night stands and then sending them facebook relationship requests the next morning just to freak em out
what whaaaat?! I BET YOU WIN IN THE TEETH DEPARTMENT.
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My mom now keeps ice cubes on hand for my bong water. We may be able to work this relationship out.
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
You know it's going to be a good night when you're barking by 8:20.
Do you want the fat one with an ok face or the skinny ugly one?
It doesn't matter as long as our shame is in tandem.
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
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And then my night got REAL pukey
He's my favorite late night booty call. He lives next to a Wendy's.
YOU HAVE TO STOP TELLING BARTENDERS WE DON'T HAVE MORAL STANDARDS
The drag queen you used to date and the girl you brought over last night are discussing your sex noises in my living room. I'm changing my locks.
My lack of taco bell is hindering me from seeing the good part of that situation
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
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