i sleep in a fine layer of vodka and semen. i don't know that that would appropriate for a pajama rally.
She was so drunk yelling at me in my driveway to fuck her. It was the ghetto version of Romeo and Juliet.
What type of outfit says "I know you slept with my boyfriend before and are also way skinnier than me, but I look better...somehow"
Almost made out with Amanda but I told her "I'm in a committed fake lesbian relationship with Laura. I can't."
I standby a snuggie being perfectly acceptable attire for drunkenly walking your dog at 5am. Our new neighbors did not seem to agree.
"Shots" of grape juice. I fucking hate Utah soooo fucking much.
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
are you just sitting in your hotel room drinking popsicle vodka?
.....well anything sounds bad when you say it like THAT
Fuck me this girl I went home with has a cover on her remote control so there is no spills to ruin it. Imagine how many condoms she's going to make me wear
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
.......he just venmo charged me for the burrito I was eating while he broke up with me
Probably going to live on vodka sodas and fireball shots
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
Remember when we got high off our ass and you talked me into running in place then punched me in the face and said it was a wall?
Ya, you were bleeding for an hour and a half
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
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