i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
I swear to god Kristen, if this "cute" guy you are trying to hook up with's friend asks me if we can role play, and I play his mother one more time, Im leaving. You have 3 minutes to save me or I am out.
I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
We decided to play beer pong where the loser had to beer bong a pitcher of beer...people just started losing on purpose. It was a bad idea.
You are the only person I know who got away with wearing a turtleneck while getting laid. ONLY person.
There's gotta be a happy medium between the guys who only want to sleep with me and the ones that respect me too much to try to sleep with me.
Dude, she gave me a handski that literally felt like she was starting a lawn mower...
I need to be drunk within 15 minutes of getting home tonight.
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
I cannot lay down. I will throw up my life and your life and the class hamster I had in third grade.
Dude I asked him to get me beef jerky at 4 am and he actually walked to CVS to get it. CVS closes at 12 but it was the perfect opp to dip out
I still have to bake cookies and shave my legs so Mike can have MILF & cookies when he gets home.
Well this guy just went into a detailed lecture about how rinos are developing into unicorns.. It's gonna be a good night.
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