is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
to be honest..when i was little i used to think sharks can swim out of drains and eat people
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
this must be what syphilis tastes like
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He sent me $300 worth of sex toys. My clitoris went into hiding after two days.
The two guys from next door helped him do a backflip. The ended up throwing him halfway through a ceiling tile. Don't worry, we fixed it with duct tape.
He was dressed in a pink dressing gown feeding people ketamine from a plastic sword he called Excalibur. how was your Monday?
well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
He can spot Burberry from half a bar away. He's not into vag
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Major win last night. I traded my roommate two cigs for a six pack and a bag of beef jerky. This has been a Brian weekend update
You might have been able to redeem yourself had you not referred to grandma as "this bitch".
That explains the hand print on my face. That old lady knows how to throw a punch.
I just met a drunk old lady with a bedazzled life alert alarm around her neck. I love casinos
my life is like one bad, slutty lifetime movie.
Thank god for Taco Bell keeping you out of jail
Which one have i been cheating ON and which one have i been cheating WITH if i met them the same night & have been dividing time equally?
Randomize