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My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
I'm kindof freaked out about my cock not getting up this morning. Cove over later so I can sort this out. Do not post this on texts from last night.
Damn that would have been a great one. Hahah and don't worry...
New boss looks like john cusack in a collar. Hot. Why do i always want to have sex with priests?
Im starting to think including a smiley face in texts may or may not be a code for 'lets have sex'
Im going to research this theory. . .
do you ever facebook stalk someone so much you think their inside jokes are yours?
Just talked to the girl you brought home from the bar last night while she was looking for her panties. She said to tell you "nice try".
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
Don't you realize there's more to life than sex and pizza rolls?
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
I've been here for three hours and I am already feeling sorry for whatever offspring i will indefinitely produce in this place.
I pray for you bro.
I stopped for beer and woke up to a bird on my shoulder. I really need to stop drinking
I even put my vibrators back in the bedroom instead of the coffee table. If that's not growing up then I don't know what is.
I didn’t want a minivan, but I have to admit it’s made it a lot easier to hook up with the dilfs at soccer tournaments
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