My boobs aren't big enough for this kind of lifestyle
I think I kinda wanna bone that ginger from Harry Potter.
You literally just made my flesh crawl.
dipping my christmas cookies in kaluha. santa would be proud.
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
You know you're hung over when your pose in art class is lying face down on the platform
so we started it doggy style, but since we were really drunk kinda fell to the side and turned into a 'lazy dog'... my new favorite position btw
He cut part of his finger off. It was a consolation blow job.
Apple should advertise that their phones are puke-proof. They would appeal to a whole new audience.
2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
you know that moment when all the alcohol kicks in and suddenly you realize the bar is very loud and you just want to bite someone sexy and ride their face i am kinda at that moment
The cops high fived after they tackled you
FYI telling a guy that you're glad his dick isn't big after giving him a bj, is NOT a compliment.
On a scale from 1 to 10 how gross is it to get a chili dog from a vending machine?
I didn’t want to see that boob. I told her not to show me but she said “no, I’m going to show you”
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