I just got hit in the face by an old lady love handle.
i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
You had already cockblocked me. The cops were just an assist.
I just found a bottle of gin in my vegetable crisper. Party is back on.
I am making a budget for 2012. Should condoms be in the insurance or entertainment category?
I have dibs on his crisis of faith.
NoShamevember. You game?
That's not as bad as watching a dumb ass drunk peeing into your window fan -
I think it's gonna be hard to find a guy that won't take my consistent drinking as alcoholism
You were petting your bowl of cocoa puffs and shushing it softly while staring at the mirror
You jumped into so many bushes for no reason
Virgins should have to wear a badge. This burden is too heavy...
he tried to have the "are we in a relationship" chat last night. I stuck my fingers in my ears, yelled lalalalalala very loudly at him and told him I would stop having sex with him if he ever tried that conversation again. bad person, or just being a realist?
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
Your shit was massive.
I'm not 100% sure how to respond to that.
If you were in a "who has the massivest shit contest", you'd win by a landslide.
Randomize
