i met a boy and i'm in lovvvvveeeeeeee and we're going to vegas and getting marrrrrriiiieeeeedddddd!
let's be honest with each other here, that's about the worst idea you've ever had. you need to walk this one off.
Please return the baby Jesus and sheep to the quad
How do you get a 7 on a pregnancy test?
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
I really want to text him and congratulate him on having a bigger penis than the guy I dumped him for, but I thought that might be awkward...
I like to imagine god has to get plastered to deal with the fact that he made you and me
You know you have done too many drugs when you gum the sugar off your margarita without even thinking twice
I'm pretty sure his cum gave me swimmer's ear.
Im eating leftover Easter ham in a bubble bath. What has my life come to?
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
I just want to nap all the time and eat Chinese food.
I spent half my night explaining that i'm in an open relationship to the guys that I liked, and the other half of the night explaining that I have a boyfriend to the guys that I didn't like.
everything I love is going to destroy me, so if coconuts are the answer, so be it.
Thank god you don't know my other address I'm safe for now
Awww you know you would like it if I found u
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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