I accidentally asked my mom for a blowjob because 'mom' and 'molly' are next to each other in my address book.
I had to fart so bad so i let it go hoping it would be quiet, it was loud and shit came out!!! and i couldnt leave because her parents were behind me
They let me out of the holding cell just in time for me to get the morning-after-pill. Rock bottom feels even worse with all those hormones.
She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
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P.S, i don't recommend doing keg stands on top of vehicles.
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
I have so much shit FLYING through my head. They're all in magic carpets and everything
it's almost 8pm and i'm still hungover. at what point do i alert someone?
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
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She's going to be the first to die of too much illness. Not even super bad stuff like cancer but like for having a cold at the same time as a sore throat and chlamydia or something. Just too much diseases.
Their first impression of me was that I was completely naked. So yeah college hasn't even started yet and I'm already that person.
She told me having sex was our civic duty. How can I not love her?
Nothing can teach you regret more efficiently than a wine hangover.
Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander
I woke up in a beaver hat and contruction vest.. I need answers.
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