don't worry, i already broke the ice when i told the story about how i super glued a picture of big bird to my vag.
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
He caught a squirrel with his bare hands twice. Where do you find these people?
Things we need. Powerade. Water in fridge. Mixers for vodka. And reality checks.
Guess whose mug shot is NOT on the Internet anymore?!?!
Please. Last time I saw him I awkwardly pulled his rat tail until it got too weird
Cats found the secret coke stash again
They owe us $80.
Well girls crying gets you hard so you're not really a good standard to me
Free tacos and bad night are never used in the same sentence
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
I literally just skipped to the fridge when I realized we had enough vodka left to get day drunk
I tried to put my heels in the coat check
I am all the way hung over and want nothing more in this world than a McMuffin. Happy day after Thanksgiving.
Have you ever drank bourbon in your underwear while wearing a Santa hat and reflecting on the decisions of your life? Asking for a friend.
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
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