My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
I feel like this whole "telling that guy i have a kid to avoid him" thing is getting out of hand..
How so?
Probably at the point when i told him i was "Too drunk to drive" and "had to pick up my kid" all in a span of like 2 hours.
You know, it's scary to think that someday I might buy a pregnancy test with pride, not at 2am...
A good ear swabbing is more orgasmic than sex with him
He's so gross, but the preschooler inside me is screaming that this is her life dream and I have to be with him or she'll never forgive me.
Its like the two hemispheres of my brain are in a death match but are two evenly matched for either side to win kinda drunk.
I tried to lock you in the bathroom stall because you were too drunk. But you escaped from underneath, I gave up
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
if i had known the extra weight would have gone to my tits, i would have started drinking years ago
Okay. So I've done lines off a bible. But that's just for the sake of being cliché.
I told the cops they couldn't arrest me until they found my shoe. Now I have the grant county cops looking for my heels by the rail road tracks.
Who knew sons of strippers would be really feminist boyfriends?
Cat needed to get out last night. Walking to the door was too much effort so I encouraged (pushed) him to leave via window.
Isn't your room on the second floor?
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
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