you turned your livingroom into a bong?
Drawing dicks in the frost on people's windshields is a rare joy I allow myself while walking to my 8 AM class.
Good ideas don't start with we have a bottle of vodka..
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
just saw a former disney star do a keg stand. her life choices have improved.
And I'm PMSing. So if I'm not crying, I'm masturbating.
Saying we were separated at birth, got on a ship and sailed here via onion barrel from Somalia didn't help our case at all....
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
The more I stare at her and block out what she's actually saying with thoughts of what she could be saying, the more interested I become
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
I just blurted out "it's pretty tight isn't it"
You say you're gonna take rehab seriously... but i keep imagining it as a training montage for you preparing to snort all of columbia.
That actually is really sweet of you
Come over. We have tacos... And girls who took their clothes off. But mainly, tacos.
It is completely possible to eat beef jerky sexually.
fond memories of taking my pregnancy test here in this Burger King
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