true best friends attempt to put quarters in each others butts. Thanks for the best birthday ever!
This is how scared I get when I ride roller coasters. And how scared I was when I had to poop when I had herpes.
My penis is bigger than his and I don't even have a penis.
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
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Flying to Orlando on the 7th is cheaper than the 8th by like three margaritas.
The drugs are starting to wear off. Suddenly aware there's a girl with bald patches and 2 guys that don't have a full set of teeth between them.
Not going out tonight. And so the 25 day drinking streak ends....
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
Just spiked the bong with a ludens cough drop with hopes it soothes my throat after i rip it.
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I've got mace and a condom. Ready to roll either way and keeping my pimp hand strong.
In my top drawer right now, there are see's chocolates, condoms, weed, and my vibrator. One way or another, this is going to be a good night
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
Speaking of dignity, who all saw me....
YOU CANT JUST BLOW GUYS BC THEY’RE NICE TO YOU LEXI
I CAN IF I WANT TO
Rule number 1 of dorm living: do not forget your butt plug in the bathroom.
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