love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
i just ate something from under my fingernail. i dont know what it was, but it tasted half decent
she doesn't hate you. She just thinks you need a personality adjustment, speech therapy and weight watchers.
That's the last time you call me to prove to some girl at a bar that you're English. It's bad enough that you actually get to fuck them because of it without having to wake me up to seal the deal.
Looking at an apartment in Houston. It's right beside my favorite bar and the zoo. Best or worst decision?
I think I fixed my testicle. That's why I didnt pay $25 for a doctor to do it
I woke up with hair in my teeth and half his beard was missing.
No we don't really celebrate valentines day, we just use it as an excuse to drink 3 bottles of red wine and fuck for a few hours.
DID YOU DO SOMETHING WITH THE DEAD ROACH IN THE KITCHEN? OR DID IT LAZARUS?
Oh dude I know. When something that's supposed stop pregnancies taste like chocolate something's up
Wait. We seriously played strip beer pong at the bar last night. Who said I never came up with good ideas
I'm just to the point my give a fucks is so far in the red that I'm going to have to take out a 30yr loan of fucks to repay it
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
You told everyone to shut up then told the officer that you are 21 when you drink.
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
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