there's got to be a less slutty way to tell him the baby isn't his
Just called my mom. She definitely saw all those fb statuses so thanks for that.
Haha did she know what fisting meant?
Yeah. Which is upsetting in itself
We pulled over so he could pee and the next thing I know he's running down the hill by himself with his pants down
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
Internet Is back!
MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
As far as drugs go, alcohol has all the elegance and precision of hitting yourself in the head with a hammer.
Def just hooked up with my brother's senior prom date in his bed. Does that make me the worst brother ever?
Sadly, she's the porn star that got away
THE STRIPPER HAD A GUN JOHN!
I let him stay at my place since i had to work early and when i got home there was a fruit snack wrapper in my bed. I dont have any fruit snacks. Which means he brought his own fruit snacks to the fuck session.
Just laying in bed, snuggling my cat, and pondering whether I'd like to attend a swingers party this evening...
So, my eyeglasses somehow ended up in my nightstand drawer and they're covered in lube.
You know you've been on Tinder too long when you're the guy cropped out of the profile pic. Of a woman you're still seeing...
Dude. So. Much. Sex. Find a girl in her 30s. Now.
Randomize
