Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
I can feel you judging me through the phone.
Last nIght I drank wIth the new guy from fellowshIp & my pastor I've known sInce I was 7. It was agreed by them that I had nIce tIts. I'm not weIrded out In fact I'm flattered...
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
Well it was 11am and we were walking to the market with red cups in our hands yelling NO JUDGEMENT at every car that passed
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
The good news is the house is clean, the bad news is someone redecorated the bonus room by spray painting "free willy" on the wall in honor of the girl who passed out in there last night.
Her roommate "grounded" her because she drunkenly tried to fill their fish tank with vodka
The guy I met last night said we had a real connection and gave me his AA coin because he met me during his relapse
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
Bad Decision October is in full swing. I was telling people that "I put on eye makeup today, I'm takin' a dude home with me!".
She proceeded to flip everyone off then open a Heineken with her teeth.
My vagina is no longer accepting new clients.
It started getting weird when you decided to scold my vagina.
I'm noticing I drink less and do fewer lines when I do both together.
Now that's what I call smart money management.
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