I cant take that shot because i want my penis to stay hard.
Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
Awww my brother is growing up soo fast!! He just gave me the, "I know you're high but I won't tell mom n dad" look!
I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
The party theme was heirs and heiress's. Most guys came in polo shirts but he came as the "arch duke of vagina".
I just remember making out with this kid's friend, washing blood off my hands and hearing the RA's were looking for me.
It's like I'm snorkeling in an ocean of tequila.
I'm hoping they send me home from work drunk.
I was convinced to buy a man thong.
But it's Armani so it's okay.
God I just out gayed myself.
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
We left the bar and you kept yelling "ONWARD SCION, TO GLORY!!"
fuck whipped cream. I'd eat vegetables off those abs
I woke up naked in her room. More precisely, I woke up naked in her room with her and her sister laughing at my penis. I hate my life.
Kinda. I got kicked outta the bar, and then incited a riot until the cops came and I bailed
If he flies out here I will sleep with him. I have morals, but not when it comes to southern accents
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