His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
we should start having sex in the shower. less clean up.
i was unaware that anal sex sometimes ends with shit on the bed.
So... I'm really sorry I tried to sell you to random people in cars last night
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
I JUST SHOOK HIS GRANDMOTHER'S HAND. WITH COCK HANDS. THIS IS NOT FUNNY.
Dude I need help. What word is complimentary, but sounds like "chunky"?
there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
fuck your need to drink for whitney a thousand times last night.
I got my little bro high for the first time... Turns out the two of us stoned together is a mess. We spent 10 minutes trying to communicate with each other using just our eyebrows.
You don't marry someone you don't want to fuck senseless this is 2014 dammit
Okay Im still jerking off but now with the Reality of Law School Looming In The Distance
You tried to tip the Uber driver with a meatball sub. Then, when he refused your meatball sub...you demanded he take you to the corner with the hookers. The valet has your keys and water balloons. I'm glad you're only in Chicago for the weekend.