it was like she wanted to be a once a week night stand
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
do you remember waking up from your blackout, kissing me ever so softly on the stomach, and saying "i love you bro. so much," then passing back out?
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
No. No. And hell no. If you are driving a Honda Fit you are not allowed to give me a dirty look. No.
I only feel half bad for cheating on him because while we were fucking I was given great relationship advice and now I'm ready to work some things out.
Dude, she sent me a nude of her posing in the mirror and her dad was in the reflection
I've heard awesome things about their margaritas. I also may buy a mustache from party city. Would you do me with a mustache on??! Hahahaha. But, really.
Its not even real halloween yet. This extremely toxic yet briliant costume is going to kill me
I can't believe you big bird do not remember battling a shark last night it turned into a Pokemon battle and big bird over powered the shark
He somehow pantsed the bouncer and tipped him over before cartwheeling and skipping away? Help me find him.
Got to work this morning and thought... Did I really dance on that pole last night
I almost got an A in organic chem but started hallucinating during the final so I got a C
I shotgunned a beer immediately puked and rallied. And by rallied I mean had sex in the bathroom after he held my hair.
What a gentleman.