Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
they hired a photographer to take a family portrait for grandmas bday gift. we just hired a male stripper. we are def the better grandkids.
If I'm going to go gay, i'm not going to go for a tiny dick.
the homeless guy was waiting for me this morning. this is the closest to a boyfriend ive had in years.
Woke up with a migrane, threw up blood, then my headache went away. I'm going to convince myself that it was just a bad batch of blood so I can drink again tonight
Making jello shots drunk, i apologize ahead of time if they are too strong Can't taste anything.
you got me arrested i just think that goes without question you owe me a blowjob
I just went to pick up my pigeon from your house. You should be getting a picture soon
He rode my dog to the bathroom and wouldn't stop laughing once he got in. It was scary.
Am I the only one that feels like there are hundreds of tiny people having a rave and stomping and kicking around inside my head this morning?
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
Yeah even if I got stabbed it would be worth it
Lets think Pancakes and sausages into existence
I pack a first-aid kit when I DD for you. What does that tell you about your partying? For what I see and do, paying my food and gas for the night is a goddamn BARGAIN.
THAT HOSPITAL MADE ME REALIZE THAT I'M BISEXUAL
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