i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
He just asked me if his big had a curved penis. Awkward? I think so.
mid-sex i was thinking.. these are not the right balls slapping me
He tricked me into going on a double date with him, I don't like that he's not using me for just sex anymore
He left his shoes, boxers and socks at my house & managed to walk home to his dorm without realizing anything was missing until 3 days after. That's the last time i'll ever hook up with a freshman.
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
This girl came outta nowhere yelling HOLD MY DICKKKKKK!
Good. We don't answer calls at dick thirty.
So apparently blacked out me judges a man based on what type of dinosaur he would be...
U thinks that's bad? He told me that he had to envision high school wrestling in order to bust a nut with some girl
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
Just at the gym drinking. We call it treadmillcolada
I'm so high right now that I winked back at a character in this TV show.
He and I tag each other in memes all day. You could say it's getting pretty serious.
He was fingering me and I came so hard that I actually broke his wrist. We're at the ER now.
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