OMG Im so trashed fishy! im sitting hereon my bed wif mcdonalds n i look like david hasselhoff!!!!!! kill me now
On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
he turned two sober chicks into 7 drunken girls...he's my hero
Actually, you don't want to see me.. reached an all time low drinking kahlua out of the bottle concealed in a macdonalds bag
time for you to cut the loving, understanding, non-judgmental crap and say/do whatever it takes to make sure I never, ever, ever sleep with him again ever
I never appreciated sexting until I went to rehab
You sent me a picture of you holding a goat then asked me if I would have day sex
You may now shotgun with the bride
You called a girl at 4:30am to tell her "your pussy is my top priority" while simultaneously Urban Spooning late night cafes.
It's after midnight. I didn't find the answer to my problem, but I did find the bottom of a bottle of vodka, so... there's that.
She told me she brought a guy home but that he looked pickled. And no, that's not an autocorrect.
Hahahah pickled
I asked her what she meant and she said that he looked like he had soaked in water.
So "I hate myself Mondays" has extended to Tuesday this week. I just had peanut butter and a glass of wine for lunch.
I love you. Go after that dick
besides the unzipped fly, the black eye and the toilet paper on your shoe you looked really sexy today baby!
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