totally got the gold medal for the best fence jump when the cops came.
I lost my virginity in that bed. You just layed in history.
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
He walked me home last night across campus while i fed him pasta out of a solo cup at 3 am.
they named it eva bongoria. i had to hit it based on the name alone.
I would ask why there is a chair tied to the door of the fridge.. but I am not sure anyone knows the answer.
I just feel like a girl who's never eaten a pb&j probably doesn't swallow
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
My class coordinator for bio told us that the only thing we should do the night before an exam is to get laid. And then party down after the exam. I like him.
What is your life?
A tangled mess of finals and bad decisions.
Just stuck all that extra cocaine money we made in a savings account...like a responsible adult..
IT IS EARTH DAY, RECORD STORE DAY, 4/20 EVE, AND SATURDAY ALL AT THE SAME TIME!
I am on my way right now and I SWEAR TO GOD IF YOU EAT MY BURRITO YOU WILL NEVER SEE MY TITS AGAIN
This is very awkward but where is my dildo, Mom
I had Mac n cheese made with weed butter last night. Epic
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