i only shaved half my leg
on purpose
Making the executive decision for drunk you to not sleep in the lofted bed that has no ladder
she said my body looked tiny like it was a bad thing and then didn't even mention how great my tits look. it's like we're not even friends.
I just used 'come play with my balls' as a legitimate booty call attempt. And it worked.
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
stuck in traffic next to occupy boston. smells like patchouli and unshaven pubes
Turns out puking in your mask makes it even harder to see out of the mask..
I dont know. Theres no way you can be ready for the sex hurricane that will consume you.
It was like an ecstasy filled massage for my vagina.
That's the best compliment I have ever received.
Chilling on my porch debating between pre work drinking or video games and getting high.
Just had a VERY VIVID visualization of wrapping a pizza around my cock and fucking its brains out. Soooooo less weed more dates?
the first cop to show up was this girl who hooked up with our home ec teacher in high school, she knows about questionable decisions
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
Judging from the sharpie on my face, glitter on my chest and women's tiger print panties i'm wearing last night was a thing.
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