If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
He's marrying her, which means that she is his most important person in the world, so you gotta deal with it...okay?
i permit you to call me
i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
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next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
i love rice pilaf. whoever invented that i would give them a hug.
i never told you how having a club foot got me laid
I caught a rooster roaming Edison Park then released it in the bar. They made me try to catch it again and somebody played the chicken dance while I chased it
These pubs in Ireland act like hand jobs aren't the universal currency
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There are 3 guys sitting in the elevator in lawn chairs wearing sunglasses and holding beers. the hallway rugs are stuffed in a trash can. i've never been so glad to be sober.
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
I'll be listening to "I will always love you" and sobbing uncontrollably all night, care to join?
So please don't worry, but I need some help getting blood out of my drywall so I can get my security deposit back. I would not ask if the need was not great.
One of my favorite March activities is cropdusting people while wearing a kilt.
I'm fucking camped out by the bathrooms. I think the poopatrator is in there. Wtf is my life
Almost an end to the saga.
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