And then falling down drunk the next morning, concussing yourself and splitting your head open?
That was pretty sad, but you more than made up for it by using "concussing" in a sentence
brass monkey on radio. cant stop dancing.
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
I just found cold cuts in the blender. You and beefeater can no longer have unsupervised parties.
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I think I just need to get a pillow shaped like a toilet seat.
i drank out of my shoe...were you seriously expecting me to be the voice of reason?
Nobody knows who the hobo or dude who whipped out his balls is
He said I was cute and he handed me a stuffed bear from his car. I don't care that he was 80, I named it Hector.
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
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Dude you of all people would miss her giving him a handjob in front of the whole party
Um went out in San Francisco last night and ignored someone hitting on me. So they bit my arm. Lmfao PLEASE TELL ME THIS ISNT THE SINGLE LIFE
You kidnapped her dog. I don't care that you and the dog are epic bros, that's just not cool. Return him.
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
Just realized that my booty calls are vastly ranging in penis sizes.
He said it was the classiest hand job he ever had because my nails were painted red. We need to go to nicer bars from now on.
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