no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
And your hair- I'd make sure to pee on it first.
If you're going to outback I'll have to decline, I've slept with a large enough portion of their staff already.
luckily my workout playlist doubles as a masturbation playlist.
I am unable to type or say "unprotected, receptive anal sex" with a straight face. clearly, HIV was a poor research paper topic choice.
So apparently the only parts of last night I remember didn't actually happen.. When did vodka become a hallucinogen?
The cougar has a calendar on her wall of when she can give topless handjobs again. I pity her husband.
I still don't like him. I'm also filled with alcohol, so I'll revisit the statement in the morning.
I woke up in a stranger's bed wearing nothing but santa socks.
Stealing, and booze. If only you added meaningless sex with random people you would have wrapped all your life passions together
I have a 8 minute video of a fish tank on my phone.
We need to stop going to pet stores high.
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
Randomize
