He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
I swear god or herbie drove my car home
after we had sex last night he told me he smelled like my vagina. and then he said that if his roommate had a vagina he would probably smell like it. because "they hug weird and shit."
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
It's Monday. What a great day to start the weekend on the week of st. Patricks day
thanks for brining me home and putting me in my bed. the pillow fort your built around me is also appreciated.
I just paid a homeless man $20 for the dragon ball Z shirt he was wearing. I need to stop drinking
The highlight of my night was definitely explaining the bandaid on my nipple.
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
I just googled: how soon can I pee on a stick. What is my life coming to.
when I was walking home I wad so excited to see a cat on the sidewalk but it was really a traffic cone
My memory of last night is a delicious blur of tits, ass, and alcohol.
I kinda forgave him after he laid next to me and rubbed my arm for four hours while I tripped balls.
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