what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
first off, his name is dougie. strike one.
He said he had bite marks on his back... Turns out he had to throw me over his shoulder, and I was really reluctant.
i think you may have a shot to cock block in a moment. just saying.
Wake up an cock block please bc these are noises i dont ever want to hear again
How's dating the med student working out for you?
After we had sex last night he showed me where my spleen was.
A true anatomy project.
I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
when you're a senior and the freshman guy you wake up next to asks who you are, you DO NOT give him your real name.
How is there no taco emoji?! That's some bullshit.
You could sing the national anthem right before we have sex. Make it feel like a sporting event
I'm sorry about the spring break comment. I won't make anymore pornos, I promise.
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
I'm not going out, it's sweat pants and gallon vodka night at my place and I'm the only one on the guest list.
This is because you lost at fooseball isn't it?
You kept pointing at me and saying I'm getting chicken parmesan and no one is going to stop me
I just texted him from the other room to come have sex with me-stress relieved
You are such a millennial
Randomize
