please stop referring to my baby as "your little fucker"
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
On my way home I stopped at target and bought beer and galoshes. I am a planner.
Two penises later: I might be straighter than I think.
Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
I swear god is testing me by giving me awesome guys with tiny penises
Just told my mom I need money for Molly. She was not happy
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
And, omg, my eyelids are on fire. I think the internet let me down. :(
the quiet that you are hearing is a silent suggestion that you should go fuck yourself
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
Worst case: you're extra horny, have no control of your mouth or actions, and maybe murder someone. Child's play.
My mom added me on Snapchat which means I am officially done with Snapchat.
I woke up this morning cradling my vibrator like it was a baby
Drunk me really needs to stop 1. telling every attractive dude in a relationship that monogamy isn't real 2. Proposing threesomes with them and their girlfriends
Randomize
