Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
I just want to get to the point in our relationship where I can get on top of her and fart and we can both laugh...not just me.
We waited til after. Not even drunk sex felt right during a Disney movie.
I just threw up blood. Also i just remembered i got hit in the face with a 2 by 4.
After she lost the bet I made her get on one knee so she could "Te-blow me"
I've hit an all time low of asking baristas what would go good with marshmallow vodka. I think I might hire one to party with all of us. To make hangover drinks
You took it upon yourself to rid the world of them, and by that I mean you dressed up as Batman and started kicking them in the shins.
I didn't have the heart to tell him that the reason my vagina was so "prelubricated" was because I had just had another gentleman caller an hour earlier. So, when he commented about how turned on I appeared, I just went with it.
I have chafed skin from the handy she gave me. I told her that and she said return the favor when it heals. I'm in love.
I was so gone I thought the cops banging on my door were kids from the party trying to get into my room... needless to say, I started moaning louder so they would take the hint.
You have the perkiest tits in all of North America. You're fine.
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
That portable toilet under the bed? Turns out it was a tuba. Explains alot.
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
That man makes my giblets tingle
Congrats? I think?
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