Is it normal that I have to take off my pants to get mouth stitches removed?
They have to be talking about me. I never heard that statement until I was born.
Drank beer out of a hotwheels bucket all night
like literally i think i'm sweating out semen right now
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
How can you turn a kayak date down? I'M TALKING RIVER HEAD HERE.
Aaaaand then she sang MDMA to the tune of the YMCA song, with appropriate gestures.
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
I don't care that you had sex on my bed. I care that you used my lollipop condom. I was saving that for a special occasion
It was a special occasion. Your best friend had crazy awesome sex on your bed. Thank you
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
I will never look at a penis the same again. After that I will appreciate them so much more than I do. Makes me wanna kiss yours just for being pretty
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
You woke up in between the boxspring and the matress in a random dorm room.
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
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